jokes about little johnny
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Bookworm Little
by Cendrillon1996
Some people have a good life, some people have a great childhood, well some people have a roof on top of their head. But not me, I lived in my car, worked in the local library, I was no one, add to that being a little doesn’t really help my case. It was all going to hell, until I met them, I’ve met her first, then her husband and they wanted me, homeless, bookworm and all. This our story, our adventures, and our love. Contains ddlg and mdlg, you’ve been warned. Apologies for any misspelling and …
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
The Little Of Oz
by Louise Baston
"I think I finally get it.""Get what?" There was something about the look in his eyes, the confidence, the surety, that had me swallowing hard."You." And as he smiled, it was almost smug. "I get you, Oz. You're a little, Aren't you?"If only I had known at the time just how much those few little words were going to change my life.
My Little Slave
by Natalie Ernison
Mature Romance 21+Izabelle's legs were shaking violently, she didn't expect to do something this crazy just to make up for her jerk father. Tonight is Izabelle's last night as a virgin.“You've finally come, little bitch!” Said a man who had been waiting for Belle's arrival that night. That man is Jordan Heron, the mafia boss who is very vile and also a super bastard.“Is this what is called sex.. there is pain as well as pleasure..” Izabelle looked up at the clouds in the room with eyes as empty …
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
Be a Little Wife
by Pelantun_Senja
Haisha Hasnia Putri, gadis muda berusia 18 tahun yang memiliki wajah polos dan ceria. Sejak kematian ayahnya, Haisha harus bertahan hidup dengan menjadi pekerja di sebuah mini market, gaji yang sangat pas itu harus cukup untuk makan dan membayar biaya pengobatan ibunya yang koma. Suatu hari tanpa ia duga, keluarga mantan majikan orang tuanya datang melamar. "Menikah dengan Mas Fahri?" Haisha membulatkan matanya. Fahri Yudistira, anak tunggal sekaligus pewaris utama kerajaan bisnis Yudistira …
HIS LITTLE PEST
by WinwritePawat_555
She is just nineteen, her parents have been killed by her uncle and her brother is missing. She is placed on an auction table for the highest bidder to take her home.He doesn't normally partake in auction sales but he can't take his eyes off her. He buys her and take her home. He tells himself that he will never fall for her but somehow this little pest is going to worm her way into his life and heart.But there is trouble looming for them, a vampire family intent on taking revenge on him and his…
The truth about us
by Ariel_x
With characters entangled in the web of secrets, vengeance, uncertainties and mistaken identities...Rhea and Claire vowed never to love. Growing up in a household of shitty fathers, they believed all men are scum. But what happens when two men surfaced and changed their thoughts and beliefs?While so many unbelievable secrets unfold and identities revealed... Would love scale through?
About Love and Ambition
by D_Poetry
Which one should you choose? Love, or ambition?Because the two cannot go hand in hand.
All About Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
About Is Love
by luluunafisah
cover by @tiadesign_Season 1!Calandra Lyn, anak seorang konglomerat yang memilih jalan hidup sederhana. Hidup bersama pengasuh kecilnya dulu, membuat identitas Caca hanyalah dikenal sebagai anak penjual pecel. Selain terkenal menjadi seorang biro jodoh yang handal, Caca terkenal dengan kegigihannya mengejar Xavier. Laki-laki paling terkenal di sekolah yang di tempatinya yang sayangnya tidak menyukai Caca.Xavier yang dingin dan cuek, bertemu dengan sosok Caca yang cerewet dan periang. Xavier yang…
Something About Trevor
by Drew Hunt
Paul Harrison is completely straight. His house will not flood again. And gay men don’t play cricket. Eventually Paul will find out just how incorrect these preconceived notions are.<br><br>When the river overflows its banks, Paul is forced to find temporary accommodation. The only practical suggestion comes from Trevor, an out and proud work colleague. Despite Paul’s hesitancy regarding Trevor’s offer of hospitality, he accepts and soon grows to admire Trevor, his humanity, his determination, a…
Billionaires Little Sin
by AnimeOtaku11
Who knew that fixing a tyre would fix your status of being single? ________"It is so sudden, why do you want to help me? " "It will be new year soon. And I mustn't attend Christmas without showing up with someone. Let's just say, I am giving myself a new year gift." "And the gift is me ?" "Yes." Folawes family has just gotten into debt after her mother was scammed off the huge amount given to her by a client. The client is demanding for the money in three days or they go to jail and she knew the…
The Mighty Little Sorceress
by Luo Ziyun
She was the evildoer that her mother gave birth to after three years of pregnancy. Her birth was accompanied by supernatural phenomena. All the beasts roared, and all the immortals blessed her. She was also the genius whom the masses were expecting! She was cute, cool, and coquettish. She was the little brat who dared to harass the Supreme Immortal. She couldn't practice alchemy? No problem. She had an elder brother who was talented in alchemy! She didn't know how to refine weapons? Well, she ha…
Little stories about a haunted house
by WonderFanny
Have you ever wondered what really happens in a house in which witchcraft was practiced? well, I'll tell you here
LITTLE STRANGER
by Noor_Fatima_4569
Everything about Olivia belongs to Malachi Vize. On Halloween night, he can no longer lurk in the shadows. All he has left to own is her heart, even if he needs to take it. She betrayed him, and now he wants revenge against the sister who became his forbidden obsession the second he laid eyes on her.By Leigh rivers(The more collection I will have the more motivation I will have to continue this series)
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them
Novel of Jokes
by DtjiSoftware_Dev
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.